Dear visitors,

Trust you will have a good laugh.

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.

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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?

Husband: that you are a lesbian.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps
in the U.S ???

Because the people started licking the wrong side!

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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was
afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!!

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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were
rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were
married & Married men wish they were Dead!


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How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract
her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your
solution and hope she doesn't multiply!

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Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am !
you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"

Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"

Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";

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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of
the child. The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"

The father said: "I put a coin in the Pepsi machine
and a can comes out - the Pepsi belongs to me! not to the
machine !!"

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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."

The guy says 'thanks for the warning'

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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"

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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!

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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'

"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'

See you on line again again and again.

Love,

James Oh